Silence Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I’m am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan. My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing doesn’t work at all. Nah, I just don’t think I’m cut out for music. Well uh, good, fine. Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of them.

Now, now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would drive it. Hi, son. Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this sucker’s nuclear? Cause, George, she wants to go to the dance with you, she just doesn’t know it yet. That’s why we got to show her that you, George McFly, are a fighter. You’re somebody who’s gonna stand up for yourself, someone who’s gonna protect her. Can I go now, Mr. Strickland? The keys are in the trunk.

Yeah, you got my homework finished, McFly? You can’t, uh, that is, uh, nobody’s home. That’s Strickland. Jesus, didn’t that guy ever have hair? Remember, fellas, the future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas’s progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements, and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas… Doc?